We know for a fact that most of the filmi Bandra lads and ladies think in English, write their Bollywood scripts in English. And it’s only with the help of great English to Hindi translators that we get to hear our favourite hero and heroine speak in ‘Hindustani.’
Having said that, most of our Bollywood film titles are in chaste Hindi with the exception of a few. And most of these sound like a 6-year-old was put in charge of zeroing in on a title.
I am starting a series where we are trying to Hollywoodize the names of Bollywood movies.